A cartoon monster with a large, rounded body, black and white face, sharp teeth, and holding a chocolate chip cookie, set against a black background.

.COOKIES FOR

MONSTERS

SMALL BATCH

LIMITED RUN

PLANT-BASED

INDULGENCE

Close-up of a chocolate chip cookie with chocolate chips and salt crystals.

.ACQUISITION

CURRENTLY: AVAILABLE AT EXQUISITE CREATURES COFFEE

FUTURE: PRE-ORDERS COMING SOON; POP-UPS COMING SOON

Chocolate chip cookie with visible chocolate chunks and a slightly rough, golden-brown surface.

.001 — MISO CHOCOLATE CHIP

Always Plant-Based. Decadent Dark Chocolate Chips. Miso. Five Spice. Vanilla. Coconut Oil. Panela. Flake Salt.

Close-up of a freshly baked chocolate muffin topped with powdered sugar.

.002 — PEANUT BUTTER SATAY

Always Plant-Based. Savory Peanut Butter. Red Curry Paste. Soy Sauce. Curry Powder. Rice Vinegar. Coconut Milk. Lime. Sugar. Flake Salt.

Close-up of a chocolate chip cookie with a rough texture, visible chocolate chips, and a sprinkling of sugar on top.

.003 — THE CORTADO

Always Plant-Based. Rich Exquisite Creatures House Blend Coffee. Vanilla. Coconut Oil. Panela. Flake Salt.

.MONSTER BEHAVIOR

.MONSTERS DON’T NIBBLE

.MONSTERS DON’T
APOLOGIZE

.MONSTERS DON’T SHARE

.MONSTERS DON’T BEG

.MONSTERS DON’T
TAKE ORDERS

.MONSTERS DON’T WORRY
WHAT “THEY” THINK

A cartoon monster with a round body, black and white coloring, and holding a chocolate chip cookie.
A crumpled paper bag with the words 'Last Batch' written on it in black ink, resting on the ground near a black metal grate.
Close-up view of a chocolate chip cookie on a black plate on a tiled wooden surface.
A close-up a cookie on a black plate.
Close-up of a chocolate chip cookie on a plate.

.WEAR YOUR

INNER MONSTER

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A young woman with brown hair in a ponytail, wearing a cropped pink T-shirt that says '.COOKIE MONSTER', cream-colored sweatpants, and beige sneakers, standing with one hand on her waist and the other adjusting her shirt, smiling slightly to her left.
.SHOP MERCH

.CUSTOM COOKIE ORDERS

NOW AVAILABLE

.CONTACT US
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Illustration of a cartoon monster with sharp teeth, big eyes, and a chocolate chip cookie in its mouth.

.LAST BATCH Cookies are produced by Exquisite Creatures in an all-vegan facility in Portland, Oregon.
For questions on ordering, allergens, or anything else, please contact us HERE.

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